Friday, April 13, 2007

Lonelyness is lovelyness, porn is norm, wanking tops rankings

Ever since I can remember, I've always been hooked to porn. Contrary to my earlier beliefs, my passion for porn did not lose intensity even after I lost my virginity and had an active sex life. All men love porn, and those who say they don't are either lying or, gay.

As everything else that holds my interest, I like to get deep into everything and I do believe I'm one of the very few people outside of California and the porn industry who knows every single porn actress by their screen names. So, below I list my 8 favorite pornstars in order, and the reason why I rate them better then others.

Have a look ladies and gentlemen, and any feedback would be more then welcome. Please feel free to have a look at these ladies on google.

Please note I've only included pornstars active in late 90's and 2000's , the years I've been watching porn.

7. Lori Michaels

Potrait of a Lady - Rated purely for her sex appeal. Not one of the more popular porn stars Lori however, is certainly one of the best looking.

6. Tera Patrick
Her reputation precedes - Needs no description, does Tera Patrick? Perhaps the single most famous pornstar in the history of porn.

6. Nikki Benz
Blonde Perfection - If I were to fuck a blonde, it'd have to be, without a second thought, it'd have to be Nikki. This Ukranian born Canadian could have you feeling horny even if you were sitting bare butted on ice somewhere in Antartica.

5.Janine Lindemulder
The porn 'artist'. Claims to be in the industry because porn is an art form, and Janine would very comfortably make it to any hall of fame in porn industry.

The Crush Factor. Very few people would agree to Jenteal being among top 5 or top10 or even top20 porn sluts of all time. For me though, she is right up here at number 4 because she's got that extra sommin!

3. Stacy Valentine
The Bedroom Package - Consists of a pack of condoms and Stacy Valentine makes up for anything else that maybe required. Many people will disagree, but hey Ive rated these women based on how they look and perform in their films, not in real lives.

2. Catalina Cruz
You cannot find a better looker! You can-not disagree. You can-not simply CAN NOT find a better looking pornstar! Catalina Cruz aka Jenna-Z takes that title even though shes not the top ranked pornstar, she has the best looks.

1. Crissy Moran
Ladies and Gentlemen, If I were to marry a porn-star, I don't think I'd marry anyone other then this lady here - Crissy Moran! Crissy is the top stuff, the cream, the better rater any time any day any week month or year. Crissy takes the top spot, and by some margin too!

I know a lot of my close friends, associates and enemies would like to say a few words, lines or sentences, filled with humor, contempt, kindness, dis-regard, dis-belief, dis-gust, dis-approval or diss-missal. Your all more then welcome to.

I do thank you all for your kindness in making enough time for your pal/associate/enemy to be reading my worthless email thus far.

Moving on, I'll list 2 of the most disgusting pornwomen in my opinion. Of course, some of you will disagree so please note it is just my opinion and no one else's.
2. Gauge
1. Anjali Kara
And I wouldn't piss on these women if someone paid me to do it. Filth in the ugliest form right there.

However, I hope you will all appreciate the amount of time and thought that went into this article.